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So, tea-bagging. It's fairly simple to understand. Imagine the dunking motion of a tea bag when making tea.

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Smurf Sex. It had been several weeks since she had a decent fuck. After the funeral of Papa smurf no other smurf seemed to have the sexual energy anymore.

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David Ehrlich. For centuries, humankind has been vexed by one question above all others: Do Smurfs have sex? Others contend that Smurfette — the only Smurf who identifies as female — is solely responsible for breeding future generations, although that argument obviously fails to account for the Smurfs that predated her.

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Papa Smurf chuckled. I told her that such things should be expected to happen, but that in time she will get so used to life in the Smurf Village and the others will get so used to her smurfing around that she will be able to smurf things without drawing too much attention unto herself. And as Empath continued to watch Papa Smurf's story unfold, he saw Smurfette sitting with Papa Smurf at the dinner table talking about her day in the Smurf Village, while Greedy and his kitchen staff continued to offer Smurfette something to make her dinnertime more pleasurable.

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By felliniJune 21, in Animal Kingdom. I liked the juxtaposition of Smurf telling J that the boys don't know that being a criminal is more then just a gun and then tempting him with the other side of their family business. The Deran and Smurf scenes were all kinds of awesome. That was a great speech.

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Not only did Smurfette herself, Katy Perryand her pal, songwriter Bonnie McKee, contribute some secret vocals to Britney Spears ' "Smurfs 2" soundtrack tune, "Ooh La La," but it was McKee who insured that what they were singing was family friendly. A lot of it was already written. It was a great song to begin with.

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Long, long ago, in a forest far away, there lived, in complete harmony with nature, a small blue people. Or if you prefer: "Long, long ago, in a Smurf far way, there Smurfed, in complete Smurfiness with Smurf, a small blue people. The Smurfs. The Smurfs, originally "schtroumpfs", are a timeless race of blue Belgian elves, who began as a lunch-time accident and went on to conquer the world.


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